31 1 special
surprise tere khatar
apni aankhan ne band kar!
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Kunsa surprise, tne kunsi apni aankh band kari thi.
32 Appu:ek
building pe te niche gir ke bach gya.
ek budhi boli: beta bhagwan tere gele tha.
Appu:jibe toh me kahun, mere te dhaka kis ne diya.
33 teacher-:isne
translate karo "see the beautiful girl".
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Appu -:wah dekho thari bhabi khadi hai.
34 Appu:mere
dast lag gi.
Doctor: kitni ak patli ave hai?
Appu:itni patli ke aap us ke gel grare kar sako ho.
35 Appu:Bete
dar na tu sher ki aulad hai.
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Son:haan babu class me master bhi nu e kave tha,
tu kise janwar ki aulad hai.
36 Appu:cycle ki break kad ke,
hath me pakad ke nachan lag rhya tha.
Pappu:u ke karan lag rhya hai tu?
Appu: dikhda koni break dance karoo hun.
37 Appu:babu bahar koi swimming
pull khatar donation mangan aya hai.
Babu:fer puche ke hai ,ja ke ek lota pani de de.
38 Master:jis aadmi ne sunda
nhi,
usne english me ke kahve hai.
Appu: master ji kuch bhi keh do, usne kunsa kuch sunega.
39 Jatt ar ek chori donu kthe
bethe the.
Jatt:tera nam ke hai?
Chori:meena. ar tera?
Jatt:kameena.
Chori:lagda toh koni?
Jatt: thodi si gel beth ke dekh , lagega.
40 Appu:suit to suthra pehr
rakhya h,
lipstick bhi suthri lga rakhi h,
makeup bhi ghana e kar rakhya h,
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Wife:sharma ke dekhe h.
Appu: suthri fer bhi ni lagdi.
41 Babu: Arre appu tere result
ka ke hoya?
Appu:oo master nu kahve hai k ibe 2-3 sal or lagenge.
Babu: sal toh che jitne marji lga de,
bus fail na hoiye kade.
42 O meri maki ki roti,
mere sirsam ke saag,
mere laasi ke glass,
ar aamb ke achar,
ni miss call, na msg, kit hai sarkar.
I
miss u mere yaar.
43 lugai:bajar
me jande hoye,
aaj toh tu kati madari lagan lag rhya hai.
Aadmi: jiske gel tere jisi bandari ho,
wo madari nhi toh ke D.C lagega.
44 Appu: kaal rat film me
chudail,
kade mere age kade mere piche ghuman lag rhi thi.
Lugai: kunsi film thi?
Appu: apni byah ki film.
45 Appu ek chori te bhujan
lagya,
"I Love U" ka matlab ke hove hai?
Chori:me tane pyar karu hun.
46 Appu:tere ek matlab ke bhuj
liya,
tu toh pache e pag gi.
47 ek balak
paida honde sar,
itna andhera Q kar rakya hai ?
Nurse:light koni?
Balak: oh
ib ki bar fer mera janam haryana me e ho gya.
48 Lugai:tu phool gulab ka ar me
chandermukhi ka,
tu mere te dukhi ar mer tere te.
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Appu:tu chaat pe chad chalang mar,
me bhi sukhi ar tu bhi sukhi.
49 appu ar pappu donu ek ke
class me the.
Master: tham donua ne apne babu ka nam alag Q likha h?
Appu:master nhi toh aap fer kehnde,nakal mari hai.
50 Jee kare tere dhore aaun,
Tere dhore aa ke ruk jaun.
Na baithun ar na tane bulaun.
Bas teri aakhan me ungli mar ke bhaj jaun.
51 ek din appu ne badi himmat
mar ke apni gharali te keh diya,
I Love you.
gharali: thode pyar te koni bolna aanda ke?
AppU: bebe i love you.
52 appu:chaal nu bta akal baddi
hai ek bhains?
Pappu:pehlan janam ki tarikh toh bta donua ki.
53 Appu:nu kar jaldi si ghar ka
sara mehnga mehnga saman lko de.
mera ek dost aan lag rhya hai.
Gharali: pher tera dost ke chorta hai.
Appu:na kade oh apne saman ne na pchan lve.
54 dur te dekhya toh paani barse
tha,
dur te dekhya toh paani barse tha,
.
pass jib gya toh , bheej gya.
55 ek choti bandri apne babu te
bhooje hai,
babu ham itne bhunde kyu dikhe h?
bandar: beti ham toh kuch bhi koni,
jo sms padhan lag rhaya hai,
wo
apne te bhi bhunda hai
56 Master:
chalo saare sach sach btao, ke tadke uth ke,
kun kun hath joda kare?
Appu:master mhara toh ibe byah e koni hoya.
57 gharali: Jo me mount everest
ki chotti pe chad jaun,
toh tu manne ke dvega?
Appu: isme bhoojan ali kunsi bat hai,
dhaka dunga or ke.
58 amir chori: me sochoon hoon
ke garib chore sukhi hove hai.
Appu: fer sochan ali konsi bat hai,
mere gel byah kar le.
59 ek taazi khabar 3 bandar zoo
me te bhaj ge,
ek t.v dekhde hoye pakda gya,
dusra cricket khelde hoye pakda gya,
ar tisra?
?
?
tisra tu kit luk rhya hai.
60 lugai shaadi ke bad kis triya
badle hai.
1sal:O.G.
2sal:suno ho ke G.
3sal:pappu ke babu.
4sal:kit mar gya.
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