Hariyanvi Jokes 3

61            Pappu:ke tera shaadi te pehla koi chakar tha?

Wife:thodi der chup rhve hai.

Pappu:teri is khamoshi te me ke samjhu?

Wife: ib gin to len de ek bar.

62            lugai:jo me mar gyi toh tu ke karega?

Pappu:me toh pagal e ho jaunga.

lugai:fer tu dusri lugai lyavega?

pappu:pagal aadmi to kuch bhi kar ske hai.

63            Padhna likhna chod paren,

Bhagwan pe rakh aas,

thaa razai ar so ja chore,

Bhagwan aape karega pass.

64            va mne dekhi jave thi, me usne dekhi jaun tha.

va mne dekhi jave thi, me usne dekhi jaun tha.

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na paper me usne kuch ave tha, na mne kch ave tha. 

65            daru ar driving dono gel nahi pini chaiye.

kyu?

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jo speed breaker aa gya toh peg gir nhi javega.

66            jatt: doctor tne nurse bohat badiya rakh rakhi hai,

uska hath lande e me thik ho gya.

Doctor: haan bera h bera h, thapak ka khudka bahar tak aya tha.

67            Appu:yar me apna batua toh ghar bhul gya, ar 500 rs chaiye the,

Pappu:dost e toh dost ke kam aaya kare, le pakad 10 rs ar ghar ja ke le aa .

68            Appu: vakil mne apni gharali te divorce chaiye hai,

Wa mer te 1 mahine te nhi boli.

Vakil:Dekh le isi na bolan ali gharali kise kise ne e mile hai.

69            Manager: maf kariye bhai, me tne koi kam nhi de sakda.

pappu:bus mne bhi isi e naukri chaiye thi, jit mne koi kam na dve.

70            Pappu:detective ki post khatar apply kare hai.

Interviewer:gandhi ji ke goli kis ne mari thi?

Pappu:kaal ne btaunga.

Pappu:ghar aa ke gharali ne mne detecter ki naukri mil gi,

ar mera pehla kam hai,ghandhi ke jisne oli mari thi usne tohna.

71            Master:1869 me ke hoya tha?

Pappu:ghandhi ji ka janam.

Master:ar 1873 me ke hoya tha?

Pappu:ghandhi ji 4 saal ke ho gye the.

72            Pappu:me ar meri girlfriend shaadi karan lag rhe hai.

Appu:bdhai ho kad karoge?

Pappu:me 10 tarikh ne ar wa 15 ne.

73            Pehla Jatt:teri gharali kisi h?

Dusra jatt:lambi, tagdi, suthri, neeli aankh hai.

ar teri kisi hai?

Pehla jat: meri chod tu apni ki e bta.

74            patni maike me ja ke bhi pati ne roz phon q kare hai.

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Tanke pati ne yad rahve ke musibat ibe tali koni.

75            gharali: rat ne mane ek supna dikya,

ke tu mane gehne ar kade dwan lag rhya h ?

Pappu: haan mne bi ek supna dikhya,

ke unka bill tera babu bharan lag rhya hai.

76            Wife ek bakri ne ghar le ke ave hai.

Pappu:is bhains ne kyu le ke ayi hai?

Wife:dikhda koni, ya bakri hai bhains nhi?

Pappu:haan is bakri te e bhujan lag rhya hun.

77            Pappu:bhai meri lugai khu gi.

Postmaster:yu dakkhana hai, police station koni.

Pappu: ke karu , kit jaun,

Khusi ke mare kuch samajh nhi aanda.

78            Ek Jatt ne cycle chlande hoye ek chori ke cycle gel takkar mar di.

Chori:tne dikhda koni, ghanti nhi mar sakda ke?

Jatt:puri cycle mar di ib ghanti alag te marun ke.

79            Driver:saab gaddi me petrol khatam ho gya,

gaddi age koni ja sakdi.

Pappu:nu kar gaddi ulti le chal, me scooter pe aa jaunga.

80            Master:pappu class me late aan ka aaj ka bhana,

soch ke aya h ak nhi?

Pappu:Master aaj toh itni toli toli aya hun,

ke bhana sochan ka time koni mila.

81            Appu:ke gharali uske driver ke gel bhaj gi.

Pappu:Ib ke karega?

Appu:karna ke hai,

Ib gaddi apne aap chalaunga.

82            Ek bari ek Maruti alle ne truck mein paachey te dey mari, ar truck ke nichey bad gya.

Truck driver khidki te sir kadhke bolya,

“oo bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le.”

83            Ek jaat dusre jat te bolya,

“o bhai tane bera h ke Hanuman bhi jaat tha?”

Dusra bolya "Tane kyukar bera lagya?”

Pehley ala bolya,

“Lugai to ram ki khu gi thi ar aag Hanuman ne apni poonch me la li! Jat ke bgair aur koi isa kam kar sake hai?” 

84            Jailer:Tne sharam koni aandi tu ibke chothi bar jail me aya hai ?

Jatt:Me toh chothi bar e aya hun ar tu roj aan lag rhya,

tne sharam koni aandi.

85            Master:isne hindi me badlo "Three girls are walking on the road"?

Pappu:aare teen pathake.

86            Master:pappu ne ar tne Cow ka essay ek jisa likha h,

Donua ne nakal mari hai ke?

Appu:Na master ji mari donua ki cow ek e hai,

ham donua ne ek k bare me likhya hai.

87            ek bar 18 chore film dekhan gel gel gye

kyu?

kyu?

kyu k 18 te kam film allowed nhi hondi.

88            Pota: dada badaam khave gaa ?

Dada: na, mere toh daant e koni pote.

Pota: fer thik hai.

isne apne dhore rakh, school te aa ke le lunga.

89            chora: ib time aa gya haam ne shaadi kar leni chaiye.

Chori:shaadi toh lven, per mahre gel shaadi kerega kun.

90            ek chora naukri khatar farm bharan lag rhya tha.

Farm me ek khane me likha tha, "Salary Expected"

chore ne thodi der sochan ke bad, likh diya "yes Expected".

91            Pappu: kapde dhon, ghar shaf karan, ar roti bna ke dhak gya tha,

jayen te mne shaadi kari h.

Tappu:ar mne shaadi hon ke bad ye kam karne pade jayen te chodi h.

92            ek tau driver te bhujan lagya, Re bhai ya bus kit javegi.

driver delhi javegi tau.

tau par is takhte pe toh rohtak likh rakhya h?

Driver gusse me ,tau tane is takhte pe beth ke jana h ak bus me.

93            Bhagwan tne lambi umar dve,

bhagwan teri shaadi toli karvave,

bhagwan tne khush rakhe,

bhagwan tne barkat dve,

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yadd ho gya ke?

chal ib ktora tha le ar shuru ho ja.

94            Pappu nayi te mere bal chote chote kar de.

nayi : kitne chote?

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Pappu:itne chote ke mere gharali in ne pakad ke khich na sake.

95            1 amir chori gaddi me bethi thi,

1 magan ala baba aya, chori ne 1 rs kad ke de diya,

ar kheya baba mne ashirwad de,

Baba: gaddi me toh bethi h, ib or ke tne jhaj chiye h.

96            Pappu:jo hamne koi muskil pad jave toh kis ke dhore jana chaiye?

appu:kisan ke dhore.

Pappu:kyu?

appu :kyu k kisan ke dhore HAL hove h.