Arabic SMS

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1-  كيف استساغ البعض أكل لحوم البشر لا سيما الأموات منهم.
2- لذة المعصية ليست إلا سويعات وترحل.
3- سؤال يؤرقني كثيراً: أي ملك يكتب في سجلي أكثر ؟!
3- لمًا كانت الجنة غالية كان الوصول إليها ليس بسهل.
5- حتى تكون ثرياً، تاجر مع الله.
6- لو اطلع العبد على عيوب نفسه ما تكلم أبداً.
7- بقدر خشيتك سيكون حجم معصيتك .
8- لن نعرف حجم الفرص التي أضعناها إلا بعد فقدها.
9- لا أنس إلا بالله ولا راحة إلا بهداه ولا هناء إلا برضاه.
10- لو عرف العاصي عظم من يعصيه لأفنى عمره يطلب المغفرة.
11- الغناء سلاح الشيطان فلا تعنه على نفسك.
12- من أراد صفاء قلبه فليؤثر الله على شهوته " ابن القيم "
13- أنفع الناس لك رجل مكنك من نفسه حتى تزرع فيه خيرا أو تصنع إليه معروفا. " ابن القيم "
14- أعظم الظلم والجهل أن تطلب التعظيم والتوقير من الناس وقلبك خال من تعظيم الله." ابن القيم "
15- اذا أصبح العبد وأمسى وليس همه الا الله وحده تحمل الله سبحانه حوائجه كلها." ابن القيم "
16- مَنْ عَظُم وقار الله في قلبه أن يعصيه، وقَّره الله في قلوب الخلق أن يذلوه." ابن القيم "
17- السيادة في الدنيا والسعادة في العُقبى لا يوصل إليها إلا على جسر من التعب." ابن القيم "
18-  من أحب شيئاً غير الله عذب به. " ابن القيم "
19-
 ما تحسر أهل الجنة على شيء كما تحسروا على ساعة لم يذكروا فيها الله
20 -إن اتقيت الله وأكثرت النوافل أحبك الله ثم الخلق
21- تبي تضحك وتنبسط وتحقق أحلامك وتزيل همومك عليك بصلاة الليل
22- إذا شعرت بفراغ وضيق ردد / لااله الا أنت سبحانك أنى كنت من الظالمين
23- إن المعصية تورث ضيق النفس و المعصية تجر الأخرى فراجع نفسك
24- الشتاء ربيع المؤمن طال ليله فقامه وقصر نهاره فصامه
25- "رتلوا أمنياتكم في سجدة "... ثم انسوها..! والله لا ينسى أمنياتنا.. بل يؤجلها، ليمنحنا إياها لاحقاً..
26- عوِّد لسانك: اللهم اغفر لي ، فإن لله ساعات لا يرد فيها سائلا
27- شتم رجل عمر بن عبد العزيز فقال عمر : لولا يوم القيامة لأجبتك
28- قيل للحسن البصري ما بال المتهجدين بالليل من أحسن الناس وجوهاً؟ قال : لأنهم خلوا بالرحمن فألبسهم من نوره
29- الآن .. وقت إرتفاع الأماني ..إلى حيث من سيسمعها ويحققها
30 - حسـبكَ من السعادة , ضمير نقي , ونفس هـادئة , وقلب شـريف ، " المنفلوطي "
31- اجعل الله أولى أولوياتك , تترتب لك فوضويات الحياة
32- إذا رأيت نفسك متكاسلاً عن الطاعة،:(  اخش أن يكون كره الله طاعتك ! * ابن عثيمين
33- اجعلوا مَعابرَكم إلى اللَّه دائمًا مفتوحة ؛ ستسعدُون , ستنعَمون , ستُمطِرون  منْ حيثُ لا تَعلمُون
34 - ‏​‏​‏​‏​‏​‏​‏​‏​‏​يبلغ طوّل الطريق المُؤدي إلى السعّاده : طول ذِراعيك فقط /  حينمَا ترتفعّ لِخالقها !
35-‏​صباحكم أنس : صلاة وتر / دعاء ليل / ترديد آذان  / قراءة حزب
36- في كثير من الأحيان / يمنع اللّه عنك ما [ تريد ] ليعطيك ما [ تحتاج ] !
37- ‏​قدّ ماتكبر همومكْ كًل ماصلّيت تصغّر
38- ردّدوا أذكاركم .. گي تگونوا بخير  فلٱ خير ، و لٱ هناء إلٱبذكرهـ  ،
39- غمامة الرّحمه غداً " الأثنين " ستغطّينا , فاستظلي تحت غمامة (الصائمين)
40- "الا الصيام فأنه لي وأنا أجزي به " وأيما جزاء يجزينا به عظيم الهبات غداً الخميس موعدنا ولترتفع صحآئفنا ونحن صائمين
41- صلاة الضحى : صَدقة منّك عن جميع أعضائك فكن من الأوابيّن ..
42- رُب ركعةٍ في ظلام الليل أحيت قلبا، وسترت عيبا، وغفرت ذنبا، ورفعت مقام صاحبها في عليين ..
43- ياربّ حَصِّن أسماعنا بما يرضيك
44 -{ السعاده :  هي أن تبتسم دون مناسبة   ‏​و مابداخلك يهمس  | الحمدلله
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Sms
صباحات وَ مساءات
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الليل طويل فلآ تقصره ب منآمك ؛
             والنهآر نقي فلآ تدنسه ب أثآمك "
فقط تذكر ب أن كل مآ يلفظ من  قول إلا  لديه رقيب عتيد
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صباح الاحتياج لـجنه .. تجري من تحتها الانهار ..
لا وداع فيها ؟
لا حزن , لا هم ، لا حتى ألم :(
صباح الإحتياج لعونه ... توفيقه ... ورضاه
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لو قيل لي :
         إن [ بعد ] العسر يسرآ
 لتفائلت واستبشرت ?
فكيف وقد قآل تعالى:
         ان [ مع ] العسر يسرا  ..
صباحك تيسير من ربي العالمين
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في هذا الصباح رتبوا أحلامكم أكثر
ثقوا ب أنكم كبرتم عن .. الأمس !
فتشوا عن ملامح الصباح أكثر ~
تلمسوا الأمل في أفقها ثم أنفخوها ل قلوبكم و .. حركوا جوارحكم نحوهـا
لآتجعلوا الصباح يعطيكم نوره دون أن تستشعروا ب .. أنكم كنتم أموات قبل لحظات
و الآن أحياء تستطيعون تحريك جفونكم
وسعوا قلوبكم و أغمروها ب شكر الله ، ثم فيضوا ل أعلى ك رفرفة طير لايسأم :)
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اذآ كآنت الأمور تجري وفقا لـ : رغبتك كنت محظوظا ،
ولكن إذآ لمـ تكن كذلك ..!
كنت اكثر حظا لـ أنهآ تجري وفقا لـ : رغبة الله !
مسـاء القناعه
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أمنيآت صغيرة ../ تهرب من نبضي لـ تتگآثر
مددا نحو السمآء .. يـا رب !!  ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏
ربآه .. أسألگ مسـاءا مبشرا لنا ..
و هما رآحلا و عملآ متقبلا ..
و أبعد عنا يـ الله ‏ گل ضيق صدر ..
و أبدله بـ اليسر في ‏ گل أمر ..
ربي حقق لنا أمنيآتنا و أطرح فيها گل خير .. : )
و أسعدنا وبشرنا بالفرح ..
وجميع من نطق كلمة آمين 
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كل يوم تعيشه  :هو هديه  من [ الله ] . .فلا  تضيعه  بالقلق من المستقبل . .

أو الحسره علـى الماضي !

[ صباحك خير ]
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لا تقل أنا متعب فالكل متعب !
ولا تقل أنا حزين فالكل حزين
بل قل فقط الحمد لله صبحا  ومساء،
ليخف أنينك ويجعلها لله نهاية أوجاعك وتقل أمطار دموعك …
وعش هـانئا مؤمنا .. متسامحا عفوا متعاطفا مع االغير!
و ابتعد عن النزاعات والأحقاد والانتقام
فلن يكسبوك سوى الندامة في الدنيا والآخرة !
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انفثوا .. صباح البؤس يساركم ثلاثا
 و ابدؤوا من جديد
ف نحن نحمل ديانة السعاده ..!
نضمر ف دواخلنا يقينا يخفف علينا المصائب و الأقدار
نؤمن ب كل الأشياء الجميله و نتفائل ب القادم الأفضل !
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الوتر وقيام الليل
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أطرقو رؤوسكم ركعا سجدا .. واسهبو في الطلب ..
ربنا قريب مجيب ..
وقلوبنا للـ سعادة والتوفيق وللـ جنة تشتاق
صلاة الوتر ي احبة اسعدو بها خوافقكم قبل خلودها للنوم !
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هآهو الثلث الأخير من آلليل ،
ينزل فيه آلله سبحآنه لـ آلسمآء آلدنيآ 
ليسمع عبآده : شكوآهم  / شكرهم / بكآئهم
رجآئهم / آمنيآتهم ،
ليستجيب لهم مآيدعون ويحقق لهم مآيتمنون 
يحفظ آسرآرهم ، ويؤنس وحشتهم 
يذهب ضيقتهم ، يملأ أيآمهم فرحآ
إذهبو آلييييه ، إسألوه مآترييدوون
هذه هي آلفرصة آلذهبيه مع آلله ، فرصة لا تعوض ،
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قبل آن تضعو رؤوسكم على وسآئدكم :
لا تنسوا آن هنآك من ينتظر دعوة ليستجيبهآ ، وأمنية ليحققهآ ،
وسرأ يحفظه ، وصدرآ ضآئقآ يثلجه ..
إنــه الحي آلقيوم هو الله
‏‏‏‏‏وقت السحر.. وقت الإجابات والمكرمات ، بثوا أمانيكم إلى الله وأيقنوا.. أيقنوا ..
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إذا جلست في الظلام , بين يدي العلام ,
فاستعمل أخلاق الأطفال !
فالطفل إذا طلب شيئا ولم يعطه , بكى حتى أخذه !
" ابن الجوزي " 
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گلنآ نريد گلنآ نحلم
گلنآ نتمممنى . . 
فلماذا نبخل على أنفسنآ من تحقيق رغبآتنآ !؟
ليسس ب الكككثير :
 ¹- توضئي
 ²- قفي على سجادتكك
 ³- إرفعي يديك ب خشوع و ذل
وتممني ماتريدييين
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رب ركعة في الظلام بين يدي العلام ..
في ساعة مباركه كهذه ..
أحيت لك قلبا ،،
و'سترت لك عيبا ،،
و'انجتك من النــار  ،،
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حآول تعيش آليوم في گل سآعـه
لآحق على بكره وضيقآت بكره
و آسجد لربك كل وتر .. وشفآعـه
مآينفعك في  هالزمن..غير شكره
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هنآك ~ نحو الـ (السجاده)
نتيقن أن لسلة الأحلام مجيب ,
وأن هنآك مطرا من إجابه  يروي بساتين الأمل الجدبآء ,
لنخر سجدا على بآب عظيم الهبآت ,
فإن الدنيآ الى الفناء !
سجآدتك تنتظرك ، ولنري الله من أنفسنآ خيرآ ,
صلآة الوتر : نور درب و (جنه) قلب ..
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حآن وقت أرتفآع الأماني , الى من يحققها
لنبآدر , ونلحق الركب
لنفوز : أجرا, غفرانا, واستجابه ,
(صلاة الوتر , نور درب وجنة قلب)
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‏الدعاء
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[ الله الكريم ]: سمح لنا أن ندخل عليه في أي وقت بلا ميعاد ..
و نبقى في حضرته ما شئنا و ندعوه ما وسعنا ..
بـ مجرد أن نبسط سجادة الصلاة ،
و نقول الله أكبر نصبح فى حضرته ..
نطلب منه ما نشاء !
فأين هو الملك الذي نستطيع أن  ندخل عليه بلا ميعاد ؟
و نلبث في حضرته ما نشاء !؟ 
سبحانه " ليس كمثله شيء "
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إن هناك وقت دعاء
مؤكد إستجابته بإذن الله ،
لا يعلمه الكثير!
وهو عند  "الانتباه من النوم نصف الليل "
ولا يحتاج وضوء أو صلاة!
فقط أذكره وأنت تتقلب على فراشك !
فهل هناك رحمة وكرم أكثر من ذلك ؟! 
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إن الأماني التي تجول في الخواطر،
تسيل عند الله في مجرى : الدعاء الجميل المحبوب
حتى الأماني الحلوة | حولها الإسلام إلى عبادة ! ..
يقول صلى الله عليه وسلم :
" إذا تمنى أحدكم فليكثر ، فإنما يسأل ربه "
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Friendship SMS Shayari

Friendship SMS Shayari


Friendship means having a person you share your feelings with,
a person you look up to, or someone you can look to for comfort.
Because friends are everywhere.


Here you will find cool collection of cute Urdu Hindi English Arabic romantic friendship sms messages and sayings words greetings. We also have friendship jokes shayri wishes, friendship hearts nice sms shayari poetry jokes text quotes poems and txt


If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!()






Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,
plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry ()





Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I
got more than my share! ()


Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.


Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.(Copy)


Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep


God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW,
lovingly touched it which turned in to u,
and the he gifted to me and said,
THIS FRIEND IS 4U.



To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS ()


True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.


Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.


6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND ()


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.


GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.()


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! ()


Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...(


Remember Friendship is a silent gift of nature..  Friendship sms shayari


More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding.. From Fun ()
is not only made for lover
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is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!! By Pretty


Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die surendran






There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is
nothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me
and You is 'Anybody Not Disturb'shaheryar ()


A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.Tahir


If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!Tahir


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


touches your heart.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


The Test of Friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...()


FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!


FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!


Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible! ()


this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends. ()


You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!


Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.


Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!()


A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.()


A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.Tahir ()


Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!Mukhoji ()


sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!


Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!.()


MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!


A lovely star dropped on earth one night.Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...


Our "Friendnship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c .()


Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...By shaheryar


FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!By shaheryar


FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN... By shaheryar .(


We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE! By shaheryar


Life's lyk a novel. Mani chapters read and forgotten. But's there's one i wont 4get.. Its de chapters i met u and we became friends.. Take care.. By Nitez..BbGurl


Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear, Your memories Here, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND By rupz  .()


A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for
our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place By Rize


A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ................... 90% Smart
& GooD lOOkinG . That's y U r My FRIEND .... !!!! Have a nice day n Keep smiling!!!By Rize


Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and sets after death. do remember ur friends..By Rize












If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!By usman uet .()


One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living! .()


Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!


Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind....()


If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...


Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!


Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!


When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish 2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!.()


24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!


Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!


Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time.!


It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.By Ikram Marwat (


A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.By Ikram Marwat


Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things Ikram Marwat


Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! By Ikram Marwat ()


No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us By Ikram Marwat


I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! By Ikram Marwat


Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you dieBy Ikram Marwat


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.By Ikram Marwat  (


I can't b d best person in this world, but I can be me. I may not b d sweetest, but I can b as sweet as I can b. I may not b d one for u, but I'll always b there for u. By Uzzal


How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, as long as angels are there up high, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.By Uzzal


Beauty is start of life, beauty is art of life, risk is part of life, and good friend is heart of life By Sana


Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...By shaheryar  ()


Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!


Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!


Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!


I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!


F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..()


There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending!


Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!


Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!


Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u! ()


Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!


For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!


Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!


A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to go,A friend is honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!!


Wonderful people r carefully created by God,wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God ()


Some friends r worth 2b thrown,Some r good 2 keep,Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...in the Treasure Box 2 b kept 4 ever.


 A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is
over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship
until after you've had a fight.
A simple friend hates it when you call
after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
Pass this on to anyone you care about....
if you get it back you have found real friends! By Kunjava ()

One day Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears. ()


Hi, there.... Perhaps that You Plus Me Equal to FRienDshiP Do drop an equation if i am correct in maths ;) By A LOVELY SOUL


Life is a garden,good friends are the flowers and the time spent togeather are life`s happiest hoursBy Mukhoji


i could send a million heart warming notes of friendshipbut sometimes they are too long when all i need to say is simple THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND. By Tipa Aby  ()


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLOOD AND FRIEND.BLOOD ENTERS THE HEART AND FLOWS.BUT FRIEND ENTERS THE HEART AND STAY INSIDE FOREVER....... By FARHATSAMI


I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem. a friend like you.By Uzzal


If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you By Uzzal


One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for. By Uzzal


Some One Like Goldship,Some one Like Silvership,I like one Ship That is your Friendship...By Channa  (Copyright


Whenever I see your smiling face I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!By shaheryar


 I sent my cares 2 the wind and ask the wind 2 pass them 2 u,when u feel the wind blowing against ur face thats me saying take care of urself..By shaheryar


Feeling is a painting,never spoil it.Face is a book, try to read it.Love is precious,never lose it And frndship is a mirror, never break it..By nomi meo


I can t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.By nomi meo  ()


when u r sad.........i will try ur tears
when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears
when u r worried........i will give u hope
when u r confused.......i will give u cope
and when u r lost.......and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright Friendship sms shayari
this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?........because u r my friend By Kunjava

plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b'coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you!


1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend! ()


If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world!


Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!


keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!  ()


Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that naver ends , Like Ours!


The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness &hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever..


Hold 10 Roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful rose in the World is U my dear friend...


I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U...


A good friend is like a computer, Enter your life ,'Save' u in their heart, 'format' ur problam 'shift' u to opportunities & never 'delete' u from 'memory'!


There r many stars but the Moon is u. There r many friends but the Sweet one is u. To forget me is now up t@ u. To forget u is something i will never ever do  ()


Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever, and i think ur one 2 b kept 4 ever.


When ur alone, When ur crying, When ur upset, Don't think of me!! just call me coz incoming is free for me.. my friend!! (


Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror, (U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is U my dear friend....


Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALOGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY, Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC.. that's why i never fall ill:) (


MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far, My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die!


With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!


FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep like.. "Ocean", high like.. "Sky", strong like.. "Iron", kind like.. "Mother", cute like..."Me", and sweet like.."U"!


10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.! ( Friendship sms shayari


I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


you konw what? I like u!! you know why?becoz u r d'best,you know why?in ur own simple ways ,u make me feel special u know when?since the day we became
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Dear Customer,We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot. Thank you.Sender:Helpline  (


Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...


Eveything in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine, but there is one thing that is pure & divine… ur friendship & lucky to be mine…  (


How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with good thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and nourish it.


Not every bird can dance,But peacock did that.Not every flower can represent LOVE,but Rose did that.Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,But u did that...


If I cud give u a gift… I wud give u the ability 2 see urself, d way I c u, so that u wud know what a wonderful FRIEND u are!  (


What is real but invisible? Ur love… What is true but unfair? Ur away from me… What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile… What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship…


Whenever u want to know how rich u r, juz drop a tear from ur eyes n look around… The number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears will tell u how rich you are!  (


I AM ON THE WAY TO DEATH I HAVE TO CROSS A BIG SEA TO REACH THE DOCTOR. THATS WHY I NEED A SHIP. PLEASE SEND YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND SAVE MY LIFE........ By Baten


Friendship is sweet when it's new, sweeter when it's true, but sweetest when it's U...When God gave friends he tried to be fair. When i got you i got more than my share!!! By pk1_gyal


heart is like a crystal preserve it.love is like perfume spread it,feeling is like flood flow it.friendship is like an umbrella,come let's share it. By Tariq


Who is a friend, A push when u r stoped, a touch when u r lost,a word whenu r quiet, asmile when u r sad,a shoulder when u cry, May u have go0d friends.By Zunera 


A true friend is not like rain which rain and leave away.a true friend is like air ,sometimes silent but always around you.By bhanu prakash d.v


don`t love friend like a flower,--;--;<@ because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river,because a river-_-_-_-_-_-_- flows foreever.By : shehran ayub


Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.By Uzzal


Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.By Uzzal  (


I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.By Uzzal  (Copyright


some thing can not be described......
some moments can not be shared......
some feelings can not be explained....
some words can not be described.....
but.....nothing can be hidden from a true friend.. By Manzar


i sent u an SMS, It was flying in the air and it met to your SMS, which was also fyling towards me, they both fall in Love and disappeared there forever.By Sherry  (


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Love & Miss SMS 2

?A HEART die’s
when it is not able to share its FEELINGS.
but a HEART Kills itself
when another Heart
doesn’t Understands it’s FEELINGS.

?Love is like a cloud.
Love is like a dream.
Love is 1 word and everything in between.
Love is a fairytale come true.
Coz I found Love when I found you.

?Definition of Lady Doctor:
“is that beautiful dashing Girl
wearing angel white coat,
holding your hand lookng into your eyes
& still want your pulse to be normal”

?Live for the one,who can die 4 u
Smile for the one,who cries for u
Fight for the one,who protects u
And,love the one,who loves u more than u

?Court Order!!
You Are Accused of Crawling into my inbox
& Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
You Are Sentenced to be MY SWEET HEART FOR LIFE

?You are a wonderful mother,
dear old Mother of mine.
You’ll hold a spot down deep in my heart,
‘Till the stars no longer shine.
Your soul shall live on forever,
On through the fields of time.
For there’ll never be another to me,
Like that wonderful Mother of mine.

?Heaven is not the one
which you see after your death,
True Heaven is the one
which you can see here in my True Love.

?Let love fill your heart instead of hate.
When hate is in your heart,
there’s room for nothing else,
but when love is in your heart,
there’s room for endless happiness.

?True bondings are not measured
by time spent together
or the favours done for each others,
but the comfort you find
when you realize you have each other.

?Look at the Sun you will feel the power of God
Look at the moon you will feel the beauty of God.
Look at the mirror you will feel the Love of God.

?If you love someone,
set them free.
If they don’t come back,
then call them up when you’re drunk.

?It is easy to forget but it is hard to remember
It is easy to study but it is hard to practice
It is easy to fall in love but it is hard to love
It is easy to say “I love you” but
it is hard to say “I wanna marry you”

?To say “I love You” is more valuable
than granting flowers or money.
Love is not a flower nor money to be bought,
but a feelings that come deeper from heart.
… I LOVE U …

?When somebody who’s deeply in love with you
tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic.
I agree that’s true, believe me, I swear.
Cause love is blind!

?What is the difference between a Coffee Shop and a Wine Shop ?
Simple…
Coffee Shop is the Beginning of Love and
Wine Shop is the ending of Love.

?You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.

?Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment

?R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::

?This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you

?Don’t search luv, let luv find u.
It’s called falling in luv,
coz u don’t force urself to fall,
u just fall and there will be someone to catch U

?In life Luv is never planned
nor does it happen for a reason.
But when Luv is real,
it becomes ur Plan for life
and
ur reason for living.

?When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another
Missing you

?Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

?If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

?I thought love was just a mirage of the mind,
it’s an illusion,
it’s fake,
impossible to find.
But the day I met you,
I began to see,
that love is real,
and exists in me.


Miss u

?My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

?Between a thousand yesterdays
and a million tomorrows,
there is only one “TODAY”
and I will not let it pass
without remembering you.

?I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

?I would cross a thousand oceans
just to hold you tight.
I would climb a thousand mountains
just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.

?A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"

?Excuse Me
Is someone care about me?
Is someone has feelings for me?
I am the only person who misses everyone.
Who will miss me?
Please Miss me.

?Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.

?My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!

?Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

?Is that love I see in your eyes,
or merely a reflection of mine?
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there’s no one who miss you more than me!!

?Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

?Your sms is part of my Heart.
Your miss call is beat of my heart.
Your call is blood circulation of my heart.
So continue to contact me and keep active my heart.

?I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

?Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Darling Really I Miss U From The Core !


?I heard some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U

?Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.

?when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day..

?I miss you in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of time and
In every moment of the Day !

?Door of memories will never close.
How much we miss our dears no one knows.
Days will pass like years,
and we will remember
the memories in silent tears.


?143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"

?Sometimes missing is more precious
than being together.
Becoz we miss only those
whom we don’t want to miss

?I may not always text you,
But our distance makes me miss you.
I may not always stay in touch,
But I care for you very much.
I may not always stop to say hi,
But I hope never to say good bye.
I may not prove to be the perfect friend,
But I hope the friendship we share,
never reaches an end….

?In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH Dear

?I liked lots of people and missed very few,
but no one has been as special as you!
I’d stand and wait in the world’s longest que
just for pleasure of being with you!


?Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.


?When nights are long and friends are few.
I sit by my window and think of you.
A silent whisper and a silent tear.
With all my heart I wish you were here.

?I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

?Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

?when you wait for someone for few mins,
its your NEED.
when you wait for someone for few hours,
its your TRUST.
when you wait for someone for few weeks,
its your friendship
But to wait when you know,
the person will not come,
its your LOVE.

?A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

?To live a life I need heartbeat,
To have heartbeat I need a heart,
To have heart I need happiness,
To have happiness I need a friend,
To have a friend I always need you.

?My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

?In My Life..
I learned how 2 smile.
How 2 Laugh.
How 2 HardWork.
How 2 Love.
How 2 cry..
but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU…
MISSIN U SO MUCH Dear

?The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

?When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I just close my eyes.
and
When I want to listen you,
I simply throw a stone over a Donkey.

?I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

?R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::

?There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

?Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you

?Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

?When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another
Missing you

?No rhythm
No reason
No occasion
No season.
Just felt like saying Hi!
I hav been missing my friend,
ever since the last time we said bye

?Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

?You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.

?What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

?People say that
any number multiplied by zero it become zero,
then why doesn’t the same happen
when I multiply zero with
the distance between you and me

?Sometime I don’t say you Hi….
Some time I don’t reply…
Sometime I don’t SMS you…
But
It dosn’t mean, I forget you.
It means,
I am giving you time to miss me.

?Whenever you Miss someone..
Look at The Sky..
Although you might not See the Person There..
But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.

?My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u,
my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u,
my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u
& my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

?You may find someone better than me,
important than me,
dearer than me,
but not the one
who miss you more that me..

?ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time.

?Under the sea, there lays a rock.
In the rock, there is an envelope.
In the envelope, there is a paper.
On the paper, there are 3 words
‘Forget me not’

?Can u do something for me?
go to the window….look to the sky
***
can u see the stars?
can u count them ?
this is how much i miss u and even more !!!

?Having No Communication With You
For A While Is Like Driking Coffee Without Sugar,
Its Not Complete Or Should I Say
My Life Isn’t Complete
When You Are Not Beside Me
I Miss U

?i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

?I Don’t Have To Speak Loud
Just To Say What..?
I Wanna Tell You A Soft Whisper Of
“I Miss You”
Is Enough Coz
Its Not My Mouth That Really Speaks Its My Heart..

?It’s hard to say Hello! because i might be goodbye,
It’s hard to say I’m okey because sometime I’m not!
But it’s easy to say I MISS YOU! because i know that i really do !

?when i miss you i cry, when i see you i smile,
but when am with you i have nothing to say,
because the urge to KISS you take me breath away.
I miss you.

?Missing You. . .
Is Not The Hard Part !!!
But . . .
Knowing That
I Once Had You …
Is What Breaks My
Heart . . . !!!

?You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind”
You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart”
And i m always a bad shooter because I MISS YOU ALWAYS

?Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed

?The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.

?Tears Are The Silent Language of Love:
When The Tears Come with Reason,
Means You Got Some Problem.
But,
When Tears Come Without Reason,
Means You Are Missing SOMEONE.

?A rain drop look too small
but
somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
A small sms may seen small to you
but
its mean someone somewhere remembers you.

?Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Because
You Always Remain close to my HEART
and far from my EYES.

?Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.



?M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!


?When I don’t get your SmS!
A little pain in my heart.
A small tear in my eyes
And sadness falls on my face
What is this?
Its nothing
Just
“missing u”



?Miss me
or
Hate me

both r in my favor,

If u miss me
I’ll always b in ur heart,

If u hate me
I’ll always b in ur mind


?In the flower my rose is you.
In the jewel my diamond is you.
In the sky my moon is you.
I am body my heart is you.
That’s why I always miss you.

?Whenever I miss You,
I wont look for you in my dreams
or try to hear your voice in your messages.
I just put my right hand across my chest and feel you!

?i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.

?4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

?among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens

?Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...

?Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.



?It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

?i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

?Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

?I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!

?i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.

?Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!

?Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

?i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

?So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!

?Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.

?I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.

?As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"

?Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u

Love & Miss SMS

?When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!

?Never waste an opportunity 2 say
‘I love U’ to someone U really like
B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.

?If I get your smile, I don’t need flowers.
If I get your voice, I don’t need music.
If you speak to me, I don’t listen any body else,
If you are with me, I don’t need the world.
Love You

?A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

?Perfect Definition of Love
To give someone the complete
authority to destroy you
But
At the same time being confident
that he Or she will never do it!

?A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

?The greatest weakness
of most humans
is their hesitancy
to tell others
how much they love them
while they’re alive.

?If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.

?What’s love?
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
And
for me it’s U.

?Some say they love rain,
but when it rains,
they use an umbrella.
Some say they love the sun
but when the sun shines,
they search for shade.
Some say they love the wind
but when it’s windy,
they close their windows.
That’s why,
I am scared,
when someone says :
“I love U”

?Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

?You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.

?If I were to describe true love than
I would describe it as
what a snowman did to a snow woman,
he gave her a warm hug and
they both melted in each others arms.

?I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you’ll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don’t want the world to know
that my friend is an Angel.

?Love is not winning someone,
but loosing yourself to someone.
When you are loved by someone,
it’s not due to your excellence of mind
but due to purity of your heart.

?If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
Live on ur cheeks
and
die on ur lips…..

?Sun can’t come to earth but send love as rays.
Cloud can’t come to river but send her love as rain,
I can’t come to you but sending my good wishes.

?In the ocean of your blue eyes;
Isee the image of mine;
so I dive in yours heart;
to measure the depth of love



?Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..


?The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
“I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It”…

?Never give yourself to some one
cos love is varied
it does not have guarantee,
we play cos it’s a game of intelligence
need hard work to get inside a person.

?“Affection Is Not Measured
When Both Take Care Of Each Other
It Is Measured
When One Ignores
And The Other Still Continues To Care…”

?Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

?Sometimes we fall in love so deep
that we find it so hard to climb out
even when the whole is threatening to fall,
remember despite all our problems
I love you always.

?When i tell u here, i am
when i tell u i care, i do…
when i tell u i’ll never Leave u, i wont.
Sum it all…i’ll b here, i’ll never get tired
of caring here 4u & i won’t leave u.

?We live in dreams but dreams may die
Don’t get shattered n never ever cry
The world is big n has lots to give
Pick a new dream n start to live~^
Good Morning

?V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

?Before you came in my life,
I just need Food, Water & Oxygen to live.
But now including these,
I also need 2 more things to be alive.
They are YOUR LOVE & CARE!!!

?A CUTE LOVE STORY:
Two Butterflies
Were In Love.
1 Day They
Decided To Play
Hide N Seek,
They Fixed A
Flower & Decided That,
Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower
Will Love The Other More.
At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early
& Waited For The Flower To Open.
When It Opened,
He Was Shocked To See That,
The Female Butterfly Had Died Inside It,
Bcoz She Was Waiting Since Last Night To Tell Him…!!
“HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM”:-(

?You’re the air that I breath,
You’re the words that I read,
You’re the light that I see and,
Your love is all that I need.



?“A HEART die’s when
it is not able to share’s its FEELINGS…,
But a HEART Kills itself when
another Heart does not Understands its Feelings.

?Words of Lover Boy:
My eyes know that
i m not perfect match 4 him.
But
my heart has no eyes or ears,
So it’s been beating 4 her..


?It may blossom in the spring,
when the Sun shines in,
and birds do sing.
Grow this rose of beauty within,
as thorns spring forth,
at a new days end.
From lessons of life,
this love will shine through,
and
God has created a most beatiful You.

?Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

?My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,
We’ll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key …


?It is very tough to believe a stranger,
But if someone loves U more than Fish loves Water,
Holds UR hand tight with tears in his eyes & says,

?” The moment I saw U
I fell in love with U
I can’t live without U
& wanna spend the rest of my life with U
I LOVE U ”

Wat wil U reply ?



?I love the air,
because it touches you.
I love the sun,
because it falls on you.
I love my heart,
because it loves you

?My love for you has a never ending supply
It will never be lacking It will never get dry
Often I wonder And ask myself,
Why do I feel, Without you I’d die?

?Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment

?Love is like a war,
easy to start,
difficult to end.
What do you want
peace or war?

?Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you always see my sms.

?Open Hearts receive (love)
Open minds receive (wisdom)
open hands receive (gift)
only SPECIAL PEOPLE RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE

?5 LOVABLE WORDS: I M ALONE WITHOUT U.
4 PLEASANT WORDS; I CARE FOR U.
3 SWEET WORDS: I LOVE U.
2 SPECIAL WORDS: MISS U.
1 IMPORTANT WORD: U.

?Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.



?What is LOVE?

L for Land of sorrow.
O for Ocean of tears.
V for Velley of death.
E for End of life


?Love in life is like a boomerang,
once you try to dump your loved one
that’s when they keeps coming back
coz you are bound like a dog and its tail,
meaning once you love, you always being loved.

?Love doesnt ask
Who r u?
Love only says
U r mine
Love doesnt ask
Where do u live?
Love says
U live in my heart
Love doesnt ask
Do u love me?
Love only says
I love u

?Question for Lovers
Who is very close to you..?
The one who gave you tears
or
The one who wipe your tears.
Reply with a reason…… Waiting.

?Love is not about expressing with heavy words
It’s all about understanding,
A gentle touch and a pure Heart.

?Accidents do happen.
i slip- i trip- i stumble-
i fall & usually i dont
care at all.but now i dont
know what to do coz
i slipped and fell in love with u….

?Love is like chewing gum
it tastes only in the beginning
But friendship is like chocolate
it tastes till it ends.

?If knowing you is wrong,
I’ll choose not to be right.
If loving you is a crime,
I’ll prefer to be called a criminal.
Just to have you to myself.

?Love is when
There are a million things
you wanna say to someone
but
when they look you in eyes and hold you in arms
nothing in life matters
other than being with that person at the moment

?The way you look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way you say I Love You, it scares me,
The way you know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways you scare me I love it.

?I loved her from my heart,
She touched my soul n shake my heart,
I found her mine, but that wasn’t true,
I cried all night but she never dew,
Was it wrong to express my love?
Was it the same reason she left?

?Love saves when all hope is gone.
It comes in form of friendship
and offers the greatest sacrifice.
It is the right hand that washes the left hand.
Truly nothing makes most sense to me like
begining and ending my day with my love.

?Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won’t miss out letting you know
that life is worth living
with someone like you around.

?Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream…
love is 1 word and everything in between…
love is a fairytale come true…
Because I found love when I found You.

?When I stop thinking about you,
Blessing my heart will cease
and freeze like ice.
you mean much to me
like heaven on earth.
I love you!

?Its difficult to hide now
more difficult to show
I love you more than anything else
how to let you know
may be these words are not enough
but to say in-front of you, is too tough
I love you

?1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u!

?I’m glad you are thoughtful,
I’m glad you are understanding,
I’m glad you are so much fun to be around,
But most of all…
I’m glad you are with me
Love You..

?When time comes for you
to be in love with someone
make sure you choose a right person
who can care and show concern at any time,
any moment and not only loves you
but also loves what you want.



?i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day.
ECG showed anomalies in my heart’s mode of operation.
The doc said my heart was missing something 4 proper functioning.
I was rushed 2 d theater & surgery was about 2 commence
when i told the doc that surgery cud not solve d problem.
cause my heart was missing u!



?Test Of Love Is Not When
We Are Together
It Comes When
We Are Not Together
And
Realize That Despite The Distance
= Love Still There =

?One sided love never fly high,
one day it will die.
So never try and never cry
for the love which easily dry.

?I am not a painter to paint you
I am not a creator to create you
I am not a destroyer to destroy you
I am not a teacher to teach you
But I am a man to love you

?Dreams+love=heart
Realities+fights=mind
heart+mind=misunderstanding+mistrust
heart+heart=happiness
mind+mind=breakups
think by heart even if its broken.

?I Was a Smoker!!!
Once I Read: “Smoking Is Injurious To Health”
I QUIT Smoking.
I Used To Drink WINE
I Read: “WINE is Bad For Health”
I Left Drinking.
I LOVE Someone
Once I Read: “Love is an illusion”
You Know What I Did?
I Left “Reading”!

?In a day if i have to say ‘i love u’
whenever i remembered u,
i have to say 86400 times per a day….
because u r my one and only love…..
I LOVE U.

?I am a Loner
Seeking a Lover
Can’t find a Boy
Who can give me Joy
Now that I have You
I will never lost You
Coz My Love is True.

?Love don’t ask who are you?
Love only say you are MINE.
Love don’t ask where are you?
Love only say you live in my HEART.
Love don’t ask do you £ove me?
Love only say I LOVE You..

?Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

?Life is railway station in which love is a train,
It will come and go at any time but,
friendship is the track that will be there forever,
so keep in touch.

?Boy: Wat u’ll do if I die?
Girl Naughtily Said: I’ll b happy !
Next day She got news that Boy died
& He left a letter for her
I can do anything to Make yOu Happy

?Do you know why people say that
you don’t feel sleepy when you are in love?
Bcoz for the 1st time you find reality
more beautiful than your dream



Next

Love SMS

You would find Admiration
You would find Respect
You would find Appreciation
and most of all you would find Love

I LOVE YOU with all of my being
and I always will! 
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'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.


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Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.


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The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!

& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"


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They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them


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If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b'coz they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!!


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U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE


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If u live for 100 more days then I want to live for 100 more days minus one so that I'd never have to live without you


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hearing ur voice is my live dream
dreams of which i had heard before
touching u is a life taking drug
even then makes me need u more


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the need to have u is an addiction
the need to have u makes me ill
every look i lay upon u
makes my world go around



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Feelings r many but words r few,

clouds r dark but sky is blue,

Luv is a paper,

life is glue,

every thing is false,

only My Luv is TRUE.


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One look
One smile
One touch
One embrace
One kiss
One love
Two people
Two minds
Two souls
Two destinies
One road
One journey
One ending
Together.


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Love is not blind - It sees more and not less,
but because it sees more it is willing to see less.


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Love, like a river, will cut a new path
whenever it meets an obstacle


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STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!


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Love is sweet but when it gets hurt, it can be the most unbearable pain....


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Today i give u 12 roses, 11 of them are real, and the last one is fake, and i will love u until that last rose dies.


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Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you
is the first.


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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.


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True LOVE doesn't have a happy ending, dat's Bcoz true love doesn't have an ending….


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B careful to give ur Heart to someone becoz when u give your Heart to someone u r not only given that person the right to Love u but also the power to Hurt YOU...


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Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.


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U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...


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How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?


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By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you


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I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue just for the pleasure of a moment with u.


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A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will. u've filled a space no one can fill!


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Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love. 


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There are millions of people
But no one is like you
I feel such deep feelings
Because I LOVE YOU
No one in this world has such grace
No one is so able to fill your place
You always know but i never say
My LOVE for you grows with every passing day 


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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga 


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Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget 


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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!


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A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried


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She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air


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Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.


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People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.


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It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.


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Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U


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No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age


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LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...


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A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???


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It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.


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TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive.


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Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.


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Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.


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U want u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life...
But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love... :-)


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I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!


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If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!  


I have no heart and u have twoI have a heart and that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Cause I have no heart and you have two.

posted in Love SMS, Romantic SMS

Close to my heartSometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Because…..
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.

posted in Romantic SMS

I love my life when U are in itI love my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.

posted in Love SMS, Romantic SMS

Give Lips to oneGive laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.

posted in Romantic SMS

My love for you is like waterMy love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

posted in Love SMS, Romantic SMS

It’s me who live for you.This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here, It’s me who live for you.

posted in Romantic SMS

Only you be mineLet all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,

Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,

Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine



Some can give u Crying & tears.
Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles.
But only rare can give u
Laughing tears & Crying smiles.
Those r simply called Friends.




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I may run out of message to text you.
I may run out of jokes too.
I may also run out of battery or even a Tk. too.
But my heart won't run out of space for you!






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No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flower To Send..
No Cute Graphic To Forword..
JUST
a Loving Heart






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It's all I have to bring today
This, and my heart beside
This, and my heart, and all the fields
And all the meadows wide.




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My eyes beheld a sky one night,
It seems so long ago,
A perfectly painted portrait,
Be-speckled with blue and gold.




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I never felt a love
Like this before
It's a love like no other
Something I hav always hoped for.




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Have I told you, my sweet heart
That I?m all wrapped up in you?
My feelings for you bring to me
A joy I never knew




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As we grow older together,
As we continue to change with age,
There is one thing that will never change.
I will always keep falling in love with you my sweet hurt..




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The height of pain in life iz to sit near the person u love d most,
knowing that the person can neve b urs ...




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I nvr Beleived in dreams
until i met you
U r my dream come true
Sweet Heart
Cute+adorable+lovely+charming
sweet wrds can b easily found
bt some1 as sweet as you is hard 2 find
Sweet Heart
i am so lucky 2 hve you in my life




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Sweetheart!
u r so butiful my luv 4u will always be true,
here's a wish 4 my darling
may all ur dreamz come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lotz of luv & kisses
4rm a heart dat beats
just 4 u by me.




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Sweetheart! ur luv iz everything dat i dreamed, u fill my life with happiness. u r da 1 who fill my days with luv.



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u r unique
u r caring &
u r da best.
& I am da luckiest 2
Hve u in my life!
MY SWEET HEART!




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My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darling,
My cutipie,
My janu,
My luvly,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL

iz missng.

dikhe 2 batana..




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Measured By Miles
U r Far 4rm Me,
Measured By Thoughts
U r Closer 2 Me,
Measurd By Closd Eyes
U r Wid Me,
&

Measurd By Heart
U r In Me... <-:...

SMS Jokes

   
       
         
1. Two Lovers Plan to die, 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.



2. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !



3. AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,

at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,

at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,

at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other



4. Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are



5. always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one



6. woman:"last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace"

man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it"



7. A mobile is like women :- TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..



8. Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They r called Germs



9. A Nurse come in Doc's Room.

Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?

Nurse ans:

Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use.



10. a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.

baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.

can i touch your peen,

OH NO NEVER.

you have already broken your own



11. Pledge of BOYS - my country is our nation, girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education.



12. no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!



13. Man: please give me black colour condom

shopkeeper:why black colour condom????

man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night



14. The more you study. the more you know,

The more you know. The more you forget,

The more you forget. The less you know,

So why study?



15. A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?

Dr: why?

woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch



16. Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free



17. School- a place where papa pays & son plays.

Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur

Life so tht you can die rich.

Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his.

Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.



18. first prisoner:What were you convicted for?

Second prisoner:Nothing.

First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?



19. A mans occupation

is 2 stick his coqulation

up a womens ventalation

2 increase the population

of the younger generation

if ya wanna demonstration

please lie down



20. want to hear a dirty joke!!!!

2 pigs jumped in mud

want to hear a clean joke!!!!

they took a bath...



21. GREAT OFFER

SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME

&

GET A CHILD FREE!!



22.

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng



23. Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"

Mom: "Yes"

Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"



24. My wife ran away with my best friend.

To tell you the truth, I really miss him.



25. Whats the closest thing to a womans period?

Your salary.

It comes once a month,

lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked



26. What do you call a wife who is sexy,

beautiful,intelligent,understanding,

caring, never jealous and a great cook?



27. Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.

Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!

WIFE on hearing this says,

it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.



28. Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.



29. A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:

'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''

So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''



30. A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction

doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools

lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist

she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed



31. Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."

Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".



32. what's common between the MAN’S & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?

1) both are hott

2) both look better while going down

3) both disappear by night............



33. Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.

Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?

Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!



34. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."



35. Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there



36. behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...



37. A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.



38. Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?

HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expected



39. A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.



40. Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.



41. A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!"

the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"

Who's guilty in the situation???



42. Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes



43.in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!

44. Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl magazine like reading National Geographic?

A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 visit



45. Judge-y did u attack tat young man?

Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!



46. Two snakes meet each other..

First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.

Second snake:Why?

First snake:Because I bit my lip!



47. A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too



48. a man gave his testes to boy to play.they threw moni on him he pressurisd them and man dead



49. girls are like an internet virus, they enter ur life, scan ur poket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever



50. How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of



51. NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY



52. Romance Mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

53. what is the diffrent between

Himami & Sunami?

Himami is face wash,

Sunami is total wash



54. TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land

STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'

TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal

STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".:



55. A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom



56. Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot



57. What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.



58. Mother to her tennage daughter:

I think it's time that we should talk abt sex..

Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?..



59. A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back in monthly instalments.



60. Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!

Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.



61. After confessing dat he raped a woman,a blind man said:"I saw her naked & I couldn't help it."



62. Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Q........Why do girls dont put mobile phones n their BRA?

A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi.



63. When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!



64. The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die



65. No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??



66. After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on

67. A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.



68. I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving



69. No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!



70. NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!



71. What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!



72. If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!



73. If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money



74. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!



75. Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.



76. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.



77. If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…



78. When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!



79. Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.



80. A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom



81. Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.



82. The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.



83. Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!



84. Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.



85. To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.



86. I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.



87. When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."



88. One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?



89. Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.



90. A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others



91. What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.



92. Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!



93. Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN



94. When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.



95. There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!



96. If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !



97. How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*



98. Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters



99. Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.



100. You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!