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71. The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..


72. If

wishes

were

flowers

I

would

send

You

A

big

bunch

to

say….

“Get Well Soon”


73. The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..


74. A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.


75. Flowers die,

Stories End,

Songs Fade,

Memories are forgotten,

All things come to End,

But,

"Precious People" Like "You"

Are always remembered.


76. Friendship is a silent gift of nature..

More old .. more strong..

More deep.. more clear..

More close.. more warm..

Less words.. more understanding


77. When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.


78. Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.


79. I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise.


80. Always take extra care of 3 things in ur life:

* Trust..

* Promise..

* Relation..

Bcoz they dont make noise when they break..!!


81. Rain is not only drops of water.

It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.

They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.

Enjoy the LOVE of nature.


82. When the night comes, look at the sky.

If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,

just make a wish.

Trust me, it will come true,

because I did it and I found you.


83. A man meets a genie.

The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,

But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

The man thinks for a moment and says,

"Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."


84. Know what makes me happy when u msg me?

Not ur jokes, graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the cal when it beeps knowing that u remembering me.


85. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.


86. the greatest gift you can give to someone is your time......

bcoz when you give someone your time,

You are giving them a portion of life that you will.......


87. Buy a scooty,

pick a beauty,

drink a frooty,

take her to ooty,

remove her nighty,

do ur duty,

after 9 month get a cuty.


88. Tears are more truthful than smile

because you can smile in front of everyone but you will only cry in

front of one who is special for you......


89. Enjoy life no matter how hard it may seem. When life

gives you a thousands reasons to cry, show the world that you

have a million reasons to smile..


90. FACT 1: U CANNOT TOUCH ALL UR TETH WITH UR TONGUE.

FACT 2: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF 100 IDIOT WOULD TRY IT.


91. Meet and Depart is the way of life but to depart and meet is the hope of life.

V both met to create som memories but now v depart to preserve it.


92. My eyes miss u,
My feeling love u,
My hand need u,

My mind call u,

My heart just 4 u.

I will die without u,

Bcoz I Love U.


93. U say you love me & want 2 hold me tight,

Those words run through my head day & night,

I dreamt u held me & made me see,

That forever together we would be!


94. There is always a reason 4 everything,
A reason 2 live,

A reason 2 die,

A reason 2 cry,

But if u can’t find a reason to smile,

Can I be the reason 4 a while!


95. When u need Someone to be beside U and no One is around,

Just Gaze up in the Sky, U might not see me

But be sure that we are under the same sky.


96. Love knows no reasons,

Love knows no lies,

Love defies all reasons love has no eyes,

But love is not blind,

Love sees all but doesn’t mind.


97. Take my eyes but let me see u,

Take my mind but let me think about u,

Take my hand but let me touch u,

But don’t try to take my heart coz its already with u.


98. Nobody will ever remember how u look,

How u speak, what u did,

But only thing they remember is,

How u made them feel.


99. Never KISS a lady police,

She will say, hands up,

Never KISS a lady doctor,

She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,


100. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it but

Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody

When Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

CUTE SMS

33. U know what is the largest word in english language. "SmileS" bcoz there is mile between two "S". (S mile S). So spread smiles everywhere.



34. Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.



35. What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.


36. Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!


37. Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .


38. Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.


39. A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.


40. Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'


41. When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!


42. I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!


43. When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.


44. I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you


45. FRIENDS are like stars...

you do not ALWAYS SEE

them but you know they are

always there...


46. Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.


47. Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?


48. Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.


49. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


50. The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..


51. IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?


52. Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!


53. A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend


54. I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.


55. Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U...


56. I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.


57. A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.


58. Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.


59.  Let us live!!!

Let us love!!!

Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!!


60. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my

death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me,

you've always been........... a headache !


61.  If you love someone, set them free.

If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.


62. Speacial people like U

will have special message like this.

"FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE"


63.  1 frog asked Astrologer. "plz tell my future."

Ast: A smart girl will touch U.

Frog: Great..! But when & where?


Ast: next semester in Zoology lab



64. Look at the Sun U can feel the power of God

Look at the moon.U can feel the beauty of God.

Look at the mirror U feel the mistake of God..


65.  Torch in the hand of a blind.

Radio in the hand of a deaf.

Mike in the hand of a dumb.

Mobile in the hand of a donkey.

What a crazy world!

66. Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th standard:

" Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night?

Girl-" Yes "

Boy-Can i replace it for the rest of ur life?


67. I have a new kodak camera
       ur snap please...

       don't move

       steady

       smile :)

       ready

       click

       ohh ho

       those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!


68. Dont ever worry about what you are to me, because you will never be anything less than my world


69. smile make flowers alive

       sing make birds alive

       open urs eyes make sun alive

       hum make statue alive

       keep urs lips on my heart


70. hearing ur voice is my live dream

       dreams of which i had heard before

       touching u is a life taking drug

       even then makes me need u more



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Funny Birthday Poems | Top Funniest Birthday Poems


I wish you something, just can't remember,
Don't be upset, you're my family member.
It was clearly, on my mind,
With so many thoughts, it's hard to find.

Maybe it's simply not that essential,
Please lose that frown, you have so much potential.
On second thought, it might be coming back to me,
Now I know, why those brain pills were free.

Visions appear of colorful balloons,
In the background, I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,
It must be your birthday, as I awake.


Young at Heart

Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, that’s not funny!

Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.

If you manage to forget,
We’ll remind you, don’t you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.
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Mohan : K ho Shyam, timro daat ajahi dukhiraheko chha ? aaba
chinta nagara yesko upachar masanga chha.
Shyam : Kasto upachar ?
Mohan : Thaha chha, jaba mero daat dukchha, mata sidha 
ghar janchhu ra meri srimati laai angalo halera sutchhu.
Shyam : A teso bhaye aile timro srimati yetibela kaha
bhetinchin ta.
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Mohan : Yaar, euta khusi ko kura chha, Ma ra meri
premika bibaha gardai chhau ?
Shyam : Ho ra , ani kahile gardai chhau ta bihe ?
Mohan : Maile Magh 3 gate ra unle chai Phalgun 8 gate.
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Roshniko bibaha paschat unki sashule unlai samjhaain : Hera
, Aaja dekhi timi malai aafnai aama samjha, Mohan ko buba laai
aafnai buba samjha.
K hi ber pachhhi dhokako ghanti bajchha.
Sashu : Hera ta chori dhokama ko chha ?
Roshnile dhoka kholin ra Mohan lai dekhera
: Aama dai aaunu bhayechha !]
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Pasale : Hera Mohan, grahak laai kahile pani khali pathaunu
hudaina, yedi grahak le mageko saaman chaina bhane turantai arko mildo juldo
saaman offer garnu parchha.
Tetibela euta Grahak aaucha ra Toilet Paper magchha.
Mohan : Toilet Paper ta chaina, khaksi diu ?
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Ekpatak teen ota phal ek aapas ma guff gardai thia .
Apple : Malai ta sabaile dhoyera katera khanchan.
Ambak : Malai pani sabaile dhoyera katera khanchan.
Kera chai chup-chap lagera basiraheko dekhera Apple le sodhyo: Kina timi chup
chap lagera baseko ?
Kera : Ma k bhanu yaar, bhanna ni laaj lagchha, malai ta
sabai jana le nangojhar banayera khanchan .
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Mohan : I love you ko artha k hunchha ?
Urbashi : Ma TImilai maya garchhu .
Mohan : Gazzab chha ba, timisanga english ma euta question k
sodhe, timi masanga Prem garna thaleu ?
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Ekchoti Mohan le euta gadha ko agadi euta rakshi ko balti ra arko ma pani
bharera rakhidiyo. Gadha le rakshi ko balti chadera pani piyo, tespachhi Mohan
le shyam lai sodhyo.
Mohan : Shyam, la bhana yesbata timile k siksha payeu ?
Shyam : Jasle Rakshi Piudaina tyo gadha ho.
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Mohan : Malai achammko roog lageko chha, jaba meri
wife bolchin taba ma k hi sundina.
Doctor : Oh ho ! Yo ta roog haina , Bhagwan ko kripa ho.
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Pandit ji :Sastrama lekhiyeko chha ki Husband ra wife
bhaneka ekai rath ka dui Pangra hun. Yadi yi madhay ek bigriyo bhane rath
chaldaina. Yes bata timile k shiksha pauchhau ?
Mohan : Maile yes bata k siksha paye bhane, hamile euta
atirikta Pangra jageda rakhnu parchha.
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Jeevan : Aaja maile mero class ko ramri keti laai
Phasaaye.
Shyam : Kasari ni ?
Jeevan : Maile Plane banayera sir laai hirkaye, tespachhi
sir le rishayera sodhnu bhayo - Kasle garyo yo kaam bhanera ? Ani maile
uthera tyo ketiko naam bhanidiye, ani tyo Phasi !
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Doctor : Bachha laai Pani pilaunu bhanda aagadi, ramrari
umalnu parchha.
Mahila : Tara Doctor saab, umalyo bhane bachha
mardaina ra !
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Roshan laai euta charale sarai dukha diyiraheko thio, usle tyo chara
laai marne yojana banayo ra Jaal thapera Samaatyo ani charalaai marna Thulo Rukh
maathi chadyo ra mathi pugera tyo charalaai tala tira phali diyo.
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Euta kukhuri anda kinna pasale kaha gaie ra pasale sanga dui ota anda
maagi.
Pasale : Timi yo anda k garchau ?
Kukhuri : Mero kukhurale bhaneko," Darling, jabo 4 rupaiya
ko laagi kina timi aafnu figure bigarchau ?
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Chori : Aama, ma Roshan sanga Bihe gardina, kinabhane
u God ma biswas gardaina !
Aama : Chori, ta ussanga bihe gar, tespachhi u aafai God ma
biswas garna thachha.
Bibaha ko k hi din pachhi
Chori : Aama hijo rati mero uha sanga jhagada
bhayo.
Aama : Chinta garni pardaina chori, Baibahik jeevanma yesto
sanatina jahgada bhai rahanchha.
Chori : Tyo ta thik chha, aama teso bhaye ma tyo laas ko k
garu ?
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Ek mahila doodh bikreta sanga: Sauji, kina ho aajabholi ta
doodh sarai patalo aauchha ni ?
Doodh Bikreta : Tyo ta thaha bhayo, tara malai kina bhanu
hunchha kunai ramro Doctor laai dekhaunuhos na.
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Euta Balatkari marepachi Yamarajle uslai narkako sajaya
sunaudai bhane: Yo paapi laai taato telma haalnu.
4-5 ghanta pachhiYamarajle daasilaai bolayerasodhe: Kina ahile samma tyo
paapi lai telma nahaleko ?
Daasi : K garu Prabhu ! Tyo paapile malaai chulo balnanai
didaina.
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Buba (abibaahit garbabati chori
sanga) : Chori ekchoti bhanide, talai yo awastama puryaune
ko ho ?
Chori : Maile tapailaai 15 ota kera khuwaye bhane tapai
bhanna saknu hunchha ki kun chai kera le tapaiko bhar badayo bhanera !
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Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.


A:
 I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Kanjoos : Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Dukandar : 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Dukandar : 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos :Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de.

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena
parega!!!

Ladki : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Ladka : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut padi,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos :Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay !

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the, to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu, so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha
– Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati
 – Namaste Sasur Ji

Santa
 ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied
 – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

Frog:
 Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola:
 Hai.
Frog:
 Nahin hai.
Bhola:
 Hai.
Frog:
 Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola:
 Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Teacher :
 Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa :
 Sir, Mother!
Teacher :
 Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher :
 Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa :
 Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

Titanic
 K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Dost
 : Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos
 : Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda..
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