Ek Din Mein (Hindi)

Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,

Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,

Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho."



Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,

Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,

"bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?"

jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."



Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li,

conductor se pooncha, "ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"

wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."

Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"

Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."



Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya.

Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe."

Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"

Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."!

Usne jawab diya, " nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."



Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,

Raste me ek sahab se pooncha, "janab,

ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"

Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bees saal se dekh

rahan hoon, yahi padi hai.... kahin nahin jaati"



Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada

Usne poocha, "kaise aana hua?"

Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,

Maine bhi jawab diya, "Train se.."



Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,

"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taja
taja khilao.."

sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.

Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye."



Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha,

"areeee sunti ho.. inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to
dikhana."

Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi,

Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha,

"Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi....?"

Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya,

"yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota..?"



Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne grandson ko soola rahi thi,

Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja."

Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha,

"yaar ye diploma kya hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "mere grandson ka naam,

Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi,

isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh diya."

Phir maine pooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye....."

NA TUM JANO NA HUM...

NA TUM JANO NA HUM...

kyon chalti hai pawan...
because of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan...
because of earth's revolution

kyon machalta hai mann...
because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum...
but i just gave all the answers

kyon aati hai bahaar...
because of change in season

kyon lutata hai karaar...
becuase of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar...
because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum...
like i said these are all science phenomena

kyon gum hai har disha...
because u have lost the sense of direction

kyon hota hai nasha...
because of drug addict

SHAADI KI DASTAAN (Hindi)

SHAADI KI DASTAAN (Hindi)

Abhi Shadi Ka Pehla hi Saal tha,
Khushi ke mare mera bura haal tha

Khushyaan kuch yoon umad rahi theen,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi theen,

Subah Subah Madam ka chai le kar aana,
Thaoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana

Wo pyar bhara hath humare balon main phirana
Muskurate hue kehna k darling chai to pi lo
Jaldi se ready ho jao,
Aapko office bhi jana

Gharwali hoor ka roop le kar ayi thi,
Dil aor dimag par poori tarah chhai thi

Sans bhi letay thay to naam usi ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha


5 saal baad

Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar zor se chilana

Aaj office jao to munna ko,
School chhodtay huwe jana

Ek baar phir wohi awaj ayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpai

Agar muna late jo gaya to dekh lena,
Muna ki teahers ko phir khud hi sambhal lena

Na jane gharwali kaise roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chhai thi

Sans bhi letay hain to usi ka khayal hota hai,
Har lamhay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai

Kya kabhi wo din lot k ayain gay
Hum ek bar phir kuwaray ban payain gay

Shayari (HINDI)

"Asar us ko zaraa nahin hotaa
ranj raahat-e-fizaa nahin hotaa
Wo humaare kisii tarah na hue
varanaa duniyaa main kiyaa nahin hotaa
naa-rasaai se dum ruke to ruke
mein kisii se Khafaa nahin hotaa
Tum mere paas hote ho humesha
jab koi dusaraa nahin hotaa"

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai
Pata nahi ki rishta hai tera te mera
Ki is dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai

Mujhe dard e ishq ka mazaa maloom hai,
Darde dil ki inteha maloom hai.
Zindagi bhar muskurane ki dua na dena,
mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki sazaa maloom hai.

Maine khuda se poocha, "keemat kya hai pyar ki?"
Khuda bola"Aansu bhari ankhen aur umar intezaar ki...."

Kismat apni se sabko shikayat kyon hoti hai ,
jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabat kyon hoti hai,
kitne kante hai gulab me ,
phir bhi dil ko usi kichahat kyon hoti hai[I]

"mere dil se tera asan naa jaye to mein kyaa karoon,
tu hi baata zubaan par meri tera naam aaye to mein kyaa karoon,
risha humara ye duniyaa kyaa jaane,
Aur har pal mujhe teri yaad sataye to mein kyaa karoon"
"Dard-e-dil humein jeena sikhaya,
yaadon ne teri humein peena sikhaya,
ISHQ ne tere aisa ZAKHAM diyaa mujhko,
ki marte dum tak humein muskurana na aaya"
"Keemat na lagao pyaar ki to beshkeemti hai,
aur agar sun sako to suno tumse ek veenti hai,
kaanton se hi to GULAB ki pehchaan hoti hai,
Jaise binaa GHUM ke zindagi veeran hoti hai"

Pyaar kis baat ka jab dil hi na raha..
Pyaar kis baat ka jab dil hi na raha..
Ek pal tha muskurane ka aab woh bhi na raha...
Kash aap se pyaar na hota
Kash yeh dil pagal na hota
Aaj jo aap ne kaha..
Kal us dard ka ehsaas na hota

Chera unka hai aakhon me,
Khuli hai palkae intejar hai unka.
Jane wo wakth kab ayega,
Is dafnaye huae jism ko chain ayega

kabhi roke muskuraye kabhi muskurake roye
teri yaad jab bhi ayi tuje bhula bhula kar roye
ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar bar tha likha
jaise khush hue the likh kar use mita mita kar roye

na jaane kitne aansu bahaye,
jaane kitni baar unke dil ke dwaar khat-khataye,
woh na maane rub na maana,
kyu kisi ne humara pyaar na jaana,
bus ab ek tamanna,
unke dard hume mil jaye, woh sukun ki zindagi paye

Shayari (Hindi)

Shayari (Hindi)

Kadi tute na dil enha ashiqan da,
Eh taan sohne sajna de sahare ne,
Ki hunda tutan da dukh sohneya,
Puch amber ton Jihdi hik uton tutde taare ne!!.


Wo mausam wo bahar bhi uske samne kam thi,
uske sath guzara wo waqt wo fiza bhi num thi,
par kya kare in badnasib haathon ka,
jisme mohabbat ki lakir hi kam thi.


yaar Milda hai naal naseeban de,
Duniyan vich nahi isda bazar hunda.
Yaari rishta hai rabb diyan rehmtan da,
har rishta nahi ina wafadar hunda....


Fareb tha hasi mein,ashiqi samajh baithe,
maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
waqt ka mazaak tha ya badnasebi hamari,
uski do baton ko chahat samajh baithe.


Zindgi me kuch sapne saja lena,
waqt me kuch aarman Jaga lena,
hum aap ki raho se har dard chura leNge,
jab chaho aap humko aazma lena! .


Mere' dil vich si thikana usda,
do kadam vi usto aaya na gaya,
main puchhia kyon todia tu vada mera,
ta has ke kehya bas nibhaya na gaya....


Paane se khone ka maza aur hai...
Band aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai...
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz ghazal..
Aur us ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai

Shayari (Hindi)

Dar-dar bhatakte hain armaan ki tarah,
har koi milta hai anjan ki tarah,
Is duniya se khushi ki kya lagayen aas,
ye to gam bhi deti hai ahsaan ki tarah.

Dil ki is mehfil me tera thikana hai...
mere in hoton par tera hi afsana hai...
ab to yeh duniya bhi apni nahin lagti...
ae mere humsafar...ab to tera dil hi mera thikana hai.

Koi aakhon se baat kar leta hai,
koi aakhon main mulaqat kar leta hain,
bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
jab koi khamosh rahkar sawaal kar lete hai..

Shaam dhali phir kali raat aayi,
Dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad aayi,
Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko,
Jo tumhe chukar hamare paas aayi???.

Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi toh aapki tasvir chahiye,
Tasveer aapki hamara dil bana na sakegaa,
Kyunki who aap ki tarah muskura na sakegi??..

Gam Hi Gam (Hindi)

Tere diye har jakhm ko rutba diya humne,
subha shaam usay chooma karte hain,
kahin kho na dein un jakhmo ko,
isliye roj kharocha karte hain....

itne bure bhi nahi hum jitna jamane ne humein badnaam kiya...
humne to unse pyaar manga tha..
unhone dard-e-jigar enaam diya!!


aaj aaya hai aasma mein chand akela...
chandni usay naseeb nahi hai..!!
Muskura rahein hain lab mere...
par muskurane ki mere pass koi wajah nahi hai..!!
Mere chehre se na mere haalaat andaaj karna,
K umad raha hai sailaab ansuo ka ...
aur ankho mein katra bhar bhi nami nahi hai..!!


A Sher in Punjabi...

Soo ja yaar soneya, tainu ay channi (chandni) raat mubarak hove...
Saadi Akhan wich tu vasna(rehta) ay,
asi thaa(jagah) neend nu kitthay(kahan) daiye...

Shayari From Fanna

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.


Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye
 Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye?.


Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....



Phool hun Gulaab ka??
Chameli ka mat samjhna??
Aashiq hun aapka??
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna?



Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..



Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte?



RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..


tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham

Funny Shayari (Hindi)

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali



Khudi ko kar buland itna
Kay, Hamaliya ki choti pay ja pohnchay
Khuda phir tum say yeh poochay
Abay Gadhay ab utray ga tu kesay



Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon



Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya



Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna



Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya



Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi
Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon
Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi
Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon



Dil Logi, Kay Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi



Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye



Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun?
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun?
Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye
Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?



Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal