Machhar ka bachha pehli baar uda jab wapis aaya to uske papa ne puchha kaisa laga adke?
Bachha bola bahut achha ! jidhar bhi gaya log taliyan baja rahe the..!
Hasband- ji karta hai tumari zulfo me kho jau, baho me bas jau, Baho me zhul jau …..,
Wife- dev anand hi rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi banoge….!
Arz kiya hai …. Gam hai aur tanhai hai ,,
Wah wah…. Wah wah ….
Gam hai aur tanhai hai ,
Kamino tum bhi to msg karo …
Meri kya 2 no ki kamai hai.!
2 sardar train k-piche bhag rahe the, Logo ne kaha “Welldone” sardar
Sardar- khaaak welldone jaana to usey tha mai to chhodne aya tha.
santa- shraab pite rone laga ...? banta- kya hua, ro kyon rhe ho ….?
Santa- yaar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pi rha tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha….!
arz kiya hai. zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
wah wah! Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
A 4 apple B 4 banana !! ha ha ha …
Ram ne sita se shadi ki, Ravan ne sita ka apahran kiya
Hanuman ne sita ko bachaya, to vaastav me hero kaon tha??
“Sanjay Dutt” confused ? read again.
wah re Gandhi kesi chalayi aandhi aaya tha langot main or ghus gaya
5 10 20 50 100 500 1000 ke note me.
mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai, Samsung hospital k corby word me hai, Dr.nokia & Dr.micromax ka kehna hai ke sms ki botale chahiye
“plz help my mobile … massi!
Ramlal- Amit se bola- bhai aaj to chai peeneka meza aa gaya .
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