1. L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy
2. B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat
3. B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active
4. P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl
5. MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"
6. s:"still"
m:"mad"
a:"always"
r:"responsible"
t:"teasing"
7. School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D
8. Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)
9. Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)
10. Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)
11. Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight
12. Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)
13. FuLL FoRm oF bOyS...
B - bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O - oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y - yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S - ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe... ;->
14. H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd
U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy
G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe
S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S dAy
I hOpE tHiS
"HUG"
15. MISSED CALL Means -
"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice
"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness
16. D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game. :-)
17. "SHEIKH" MEANS
S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest
18. F..R..I..E..N..D
*Field of love*
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding* (=
19. Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.
B - Beers.
B - Babes.
B - Bunks And The Most Important.
B - Backlogs.
20. Whenever any beautiful girl calls u "BHAI".
Never get upset..
"BHAI" is an abbreviation of:
B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals
So
keep making SISTERS!
21. G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
GUD MORNING
22. HOLLAND
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
23. ITALY
I Trust And Love You
24. LIBYA
Love Is Beautiful You Also
25. Live With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.
26. Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]
Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->
27. What is da true meaning of ?Study? ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning?
So study hard ok !!!!
28. Father Means
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!
29. It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->
30. L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
31. ISLAM? stands for:
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad (S.A.W)
32. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
33. STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In ancient times, in England before people havin sex, they needed spèciàl permission 4m d king. Pple who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said:
“Fornication
Under
Consent of
King”
Thats F. U. C. K. for short.
Now U know where that cute word came from..?
34.
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..
Have A wonderful day
35. Meaning of Love
L: Life
O: Opinion
V: Vision
E: End of life
36. What is the meaning of SMS?
It means
S ? Sarderon ke
M ? Mazak udane ki
S ? Service
37. F..R..I..E..N..D
*Field of love*
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding*
38. Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.
B - Beers.
B - Babes.
B - Bunks. And The Most Important.
B - Backlogs.
39. M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
GUD MORNING
40. L O V E ..
L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life....
41. C=Can't live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u
So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)
42. Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy
43. You are a DOG...
Dog Means.
D=Don
O=Of
G=Girls
Now You are Smiling.
You Naughty DOG.
Lay Biscuit Kha. :-)
44. F.R.I.E.N.D
*Field of Love*
*Root of Joy*
*Island of God*
*End of Sorrow*
*Name of Hope*
*Door of Understanding*
45. "W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight
46. D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game. :-)
47. “M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold,
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be.
48. FuLL FoRm oF bOyS…
B – bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O – oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y – yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S – ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe… ;
H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd
U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy
G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe
S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe’S dAy
49. What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
50. what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
51. PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
52. ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
53. APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
54. SCSI: System Can't See It
55. DOS: Defective Operating System
56. BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
57. IBM: I Blame Microsoft
58. DEC: Do Expect Cuts
59. CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
60. OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
61. WWW: World Wide Wait
62. MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
63. PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
64. COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
65.AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
66. LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
67.MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
68. WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
69.GIRO: Garbage In Rubbish Out
70.MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
71. ALITALIA - Always late in takeoff, always late in approach
72. C&A Cheap & Awful
73. CAD Computer aided Desaster
74. FIAT Fix it again, Tony!
Fix it any time FORD Found on road dead
75. IBM I buy Macintosh
Internal Bit Mixing ISDN Incompatible shitty digital nonsens
76. JAVA Just another vague acronym
77. KTM Kick ten minutes!
78. LUFTHANSA Let us fuck the hostess as no steward available
79. NASA Need another seven astronauts!
80. SAAB Send another automobile back!
81. SABENA Such a bad/bloody experience never again!
82. SAS Sex after service
83. TAP Take another plane!
84. WIFE = Washing + Ironing + Foods + Entertainment.
85. HELLO means:
H = How are you?
E = Everthing all right?
L = Like to hear from you.
L = Love to see you soon.
O = Obviously, I miss you!
86. FAMILY = Father And Mother, I Love You.
87. Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?
HUSBAND = Housing + Understanding + Sharing + Buying + And + Never + Demanding.
88. P.M.S.
? Psychotic Mood Shift
? Puffy Mid-Section
? People Make me Sick
? Pimples May Surface
? Pass My Sweatpants
? Perpetual Munching Spree
? Pass My Shotgun
? Pissy Mood Syndrome
? Potential Murder Suspect
? Pack My Sh*t
89. INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems
90. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
91. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
92. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
93. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
94. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
95. BAAN : Beggers Assosciation and Nerds
96. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
97. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
98. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
99. HP : Hen Pecked
100. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
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