“ Bollywood
and Software
* DO loop
Sau saal pehle,
mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal
bhi rahega
* IF THEN ELSE
Tum agar mujhko na
chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur
ko chaahogi to
mushkil hogi.
* RETURN statement
aa laut ke aaja
mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain
* Procedure call
aaja re ab mera dil
pukaara
* malloc()
Yaad kiya dilne
kahan ho tum?
* exit(), suspend
Ruk jaa o jaane
waali ruk jaa
* for(;;), the
infinite loop
hum tum, yug yug se
ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
gaate rahenge hum
tum...
* [remote login:]
tumse kuchh kehna
hai, gar tum kuch kehne do
* [ network busy ]
suno - kaho, kaha -
suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin...
* Two Recursive
functions calling each other
muze kuch kahana
hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
tum, pahle tum.....
* extern variable
hum hein rahee
pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
pyar se mila hum
usike ho liye
* static/local
variable
Jeena yahaan, marna
yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan
* SUBROUTINE
Akela hoon mai, es
duniya mein, na koi sathee hai......
* Mental state after
a CLEAN COMPILE
Ek punjaban dil
churake le gayee, hai...... sona sona ...... dil mera
sona.....
* Completion of
DESIGN SPECIFICATION
Chanda se hoga woh
pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara, nachega aangan mei
chamcham, nanha sa
munna hamara.....
* FILE NOT FOUND
Na tum hame jano,
na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai kutch aisa......
* Global application
Mera juuta hai japanee,
yeh patloon enlishtani, sar pe lal topy roosi phir
bhi dil hai
hindustani......
“ Bollywood
Bloopers
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam:
1) Amitabh is using the Nokia communicator in 1992 whereas
Nokia itself launched it from 1998 onwards. May be he is a secret test dummy
for Nokia!
2) Amitabh singing "aye kya bolti tu" in Diwali of
1992 whereas the song was released in 1997 in the movie Ghulam. Guess he has
esp.
3) But The Mother Of All Flaws In The Movie K3G is when
Hrithik is kid he has 10 fingers...when he grows up he has Eleven
4) Last ball of the cricket match. 1 ball and 6 runs needed.
Guess what, the ball is shining and unused !!
5) The fatso Laddu turns into Hrithik 10 years later,
however Shahrukh, Kajol, Dadi, Nani and Johny Lever are the same after 10
years!!
Q: What will a drunkard say after seeing the movie? A: Kabhi
Whiskey Kabhie Rum
Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the
railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl, little did she know
that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
Rangeela
Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila
Matondkar for a Chinese meal. Strangely when they are in the restaurant, Aamir
Khan orders usal pav etc. What's happened to the noodle & chowmein?
Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi
Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Well
well - some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways - since when did they start
flying abroad?
Raja Hindustani
Navneet Nishan has a short hair before marriage. But after
tying the knot, overnight she acquires waist-length hair. What a hair raising
experience!!
Raja
Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri. Minutes
later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's
what I call a autofill!
Guddu
Manisha & Shahrukh are seen hanging on a parachute
during a song. But when the song ends, they land down on the Glider. What a
switch above sea level!
Jung
Rambha files a case against Ajay Devgan accusing him of rape
and produces 3 photographs to prove her claim. However in the three photos,
she's wearing three different dresses. So I guess it must be a fashion show cum
rape going on!!
Tere Mere Sapne
Priya Gill is doing her B.A. But at the bus stop, she is
carrying her electrical technology thesis by B.L.Theraja. What an electrifying
interest.
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